Neck tie? Bow tie. 

Hair tie? No tie.


Hair where? Nowhere...

Cannonball? Can you fall?

No I won't! So you won't? 

That's what I said, you Empty-head!

Then will you please go and get me a pickled sandwich with extra-fermented cucumbers on it, good sir? And pronto! 

(What is it with these fancy pachyderms packing pickled sandwiches into paper packets, anyway?)

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