Neck tie? Bow tie.
Hair tie? No tie.
HAIR SPRAY? HAIR SPRAY!
Hair where? Nowhere...
Cannonball? Can you fall?
No I won't! So you won't?
That's what I said, you Empty-head!
Then will you please go and get me a pickled sandwich with extra-fermented cucumbers on it, good sir? And pronto!
(What is it with these fancy pachyderms packing pickled sandwiches into paper packets, anyway?)